You can now buy the Game Of Thrones dildo throne on Ebay

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    Quick everyone - you can now buy the Game Of Thrones dildo throne on Ebay!
    (Picture: Ebay)

    WARNING: NSFW guys!

    Major news – this erotic re-imagining of the Westeros Iron Throne can now be yours as it has gone up for sale on Ebay.

    Think how cocky you would be if you owned this piece of legendary merchandise. The throne first reached the world’s attention when it was unveiled on Twitter before one user won it and had it delivered to his door.

    But the novelty of sitting on a bunch of metallic penises must’ve worn off (somehow!?) as he is flogging it for the sum of £650.

    Be warned though – its Ebay ad cites it as in ‘used’ condition.

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    The ad itself (Picture: Ebay)

    The item must be collected in person and is located in London – but we’re sure bidders from all over the world will be willing to travel for this unique seat.

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    Careful where you sit (Picture: Ebay)

    Yes, this is really happening. This is not a dream.

    This incredible dildo throne, this erotic replica of the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, could be yours if you want it badly enough.
    This glorious object has been taken out of its original wrapping but is AS GOOD AS NEW. I can’t emphasise that enough. (It comes with the wrapping, in case you want to smuggle it somewhere unnoticed.)
    It is 6 feet tall, 4 feet wide, 3 feet 6 inches deep, and sits on a base with wheels attached.
    If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you’ve just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?

     

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    Here’s a close up. You’re welcome (Picture: Ebay)

    So what are you waiting for? Isn’t it time you raided your piggy bank and bought the ultimate in phallic GOT merchandise?

    Here’s a video from the seller if you need any further convincing:

    If you have all of the cash ready and you’re all set to get the throne of your dreams, click THIS LINK to go to the Ebay page.

    Think of us when you’re settling down onto your dildo chair later tonight. Actually, on second thoughts, don’t.

    Source: Metro